This project is so far behind I don't know where to begin anymore.

I have scraps of paper with strange flashes on them.

It must all make sense to someone. Surely someone will read this nonselse and hit upon some golden moment of discovery.

God, so beautifully tan.

Doesn't take much, you know, just a middling amount. Somewhere on the bottom half of "healthy".

Makes skin look so much better, so much more amazing. This is true for nearly all people of all colors of the rainbow: you look better with a little sun flowing over you.

This was the prologue but it wanders off in so many unfulfilled directions now.

May as well just get going...